Metro Galaxy vs Drury Phoenix

On Saturday I had the most awesome game. I was goalkeeper for the whole game and I did some awesome saves.
We were playing the top team (Drury Phoenix) and the final score was 1-1 - a draw. Not a bad result against the top team!

They were in the Nationals last year and came second.

Here's some of the action... (we are in red and black)



(the first goal is by my friend Louis for our team - a great goal!)

i met MOORHOUSE

the other day I met  moorhouse at my church!
they were Brock and Rory.
we got a picture with moorhouse!
since my dad does not know anything about the X factor he was asking stupid questions to Rory.
like oh getting prepared for the finals. Rory said oh we got voted off last week. and so dad got guilty he said that. while Brock was asking me and my sister did you vote for us.
and heck yeah we did vote.
and it turns out Brock and Rory are Christians.
so shame people I met moorhouse and you did not I met them in person not on TV!
and got a picture.    

Last Chance Goal - we made it

the game is 0-0!
one minute left of the game!
its a corner to us.
I am telling everyone to get in the box!
I step up to take the corner.
the ball is curling through the air.
 Then bam what a goal! Louis scored and broke the deadlock!
we are through to the premier league.

the ref blows the whistle!the final score was Metro galaxy 1-0 bay olympic!    

The Sock Thief

My Sister: "Looks like someone has stolen a pair of my socks!

 Lets capture him."

Me: "Oops I'm busted."

My Sister: "Get your weapons...

take aim and..."

"...fire!"

Me: "Ah to late.... hahaha... see ya!"

HQ: Mission Failed. Sock Theif still on the loose..."

THE END!

MY NEW TITANIC BOOK!

ON SATURDAY NIGHT MY GRAMMA FROM ENGLAND IN NEWCASTLE CAME TO STAY WITH MY FAMILY FOR THREE WEEKS!
 WE GOT A COUPLE OF GIFTS.
I GOT A COOL JUMPER, SOME UNDIES AND  T-SHIRTS.
BUT ONE OF THE COOLEST THINGS I GOT WAS I TITANIC BOOK! ALL I WOULD WANT TO KNOW ABOUT THE TITANIC!

I LEARNT MORE THINGS ABOUT THE TITANIC. AND I AM GOING TO SHARE SOME OF THE THINGS I LEARNT ABOUT THE TITANIC.
WHEN THE TITANIC WAS SINKING A TENNIS STARS DAD WAS TRYING TO SWIM TO ONE OF THE LIFE BOATS. BUT ONE OF THE FUNNELS FELL ON TOP HIM AND SOME OTHER PEOPLE THE SON CALLED MR WILLIAMS WATCHED HIS DAD DIE. SAD.
714 WOMEN AND CHILDREN SURVIVED OUT OF 3,250.
SOME RICH FIRST CLASS PASSENGERS BROUGHT ALONG THERE BUTLERS.
J.J ASTOR WAS A WRITER A INVENTOR AND A MULTI MILLIONAIRE, HE WAS THE RICHEST MAN ON THE TITANIC. HE WAS ONE OF THE OTHER GUYS WHO DIED FROM THE FUNNEL.

IF THE TITANIC HIT NOSE FIRST IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ICE BERG THEY WRECKEN IT WOULD OF NEVER SINK.
THE ICE BERG WAS TALLER THEN THE TITANIC.
AT 12.20 AM E DECK WAS FLOODED.
MR MURDOCH THE CAPTAINS SIDE KICK SHOT HIM SELF IN THE HEAD. STUPID.
HAROLD BRIDES FRIEND DIED IN A WHIRL POOL AFTER SLIDING DOWN THE TITANIC.

I HOPE U LIKED MY STORY.
IT WAS NOT MY IDEA TO WRITE IT IT WAS MY MUMS GEYES  MUMS THESES DAYS.
 
   
 

Gangnam Style

this is the song gangnam style.
it is funny it has over one million hits.
he is singing in Japanese and English.
the start is really cool and funny.
enjoy!!!

NEWCASTLE UNITED F.C.

This is Hatem Ben Arfa

My dad supports NEWCASTLE UNITED F.C.
I wish I was a ARSENAL supporter but since my dad was born from NEWCASTLE I have no choice but to support NEWCASTLE UNITED. If I don't support NEWCASTLE just say I would get a dead leg!

Once kids at my school were teasing me because I and my family support NEWCASTLE. The team were pretty crap because they were in division one! But next they won division one and went back to the premier league and came 15th out of 20 teams and three teams go down a division.

This is the new away strip

So they pretty improved a bit then the next season they buyed players like Hatem Ben Arfa, chiek Tiote, Yoahan Cabaye, David Santon, Demba BA,  Papiss Cissie, and my friends were quit impressed but they said they have to go throw to Europe or finish in the top six so we had a bet but that year me and my family went to England in NEWCASTLE and I got a NEWCASTLE UNITED strip there and went to see NEWCASTLE UNITED V BLACKBURN ROVERS.

Cheik Tiote

And the final score was NEWCASTLE UNITED 3-1 BLACKBURN ROVERS. and when I got home the league had finally finished and guess were they had finished, 5th and they also went to Europe. and when I went to school my friends were guttered absolootly guttered. and i won the bet. THE END!

by JOSHUA GRAHAM           

Funny Darth Vader "Penalty"

enjoy my funny darth vaders penalty. if you speak french or mexican you will understand what it means.


ENJOY!!!!!!

My Metro Galaxy Goals (video)

For our game on Saturday the 12th of May, we won 4-2.
I scored two of the goals and crossed one to Ryan for the third.
Here are my goals...






by Joshua

titanic

John Jacob astor & his wife and dog

the titanic sank on April the 15 1912. 866 people survived on the titanic, and about 1066 people died.

the richest man on the titanic was sir Jacob Astor.

captain Edward J Smith

the captain was Edward J Smith. It was meant to be his last voyage but he went down with the ship.

the titanic struck an ice- berg from the bottom of the ice-berg, one of the guys on the crows nest was responsible for the binoculars but he lost them.
the binoculars could of saved the ship from hitting the ice-berg cos they would seen it sooner and could turned in time.

The titanic being built in Ireland

lots of little things caused a big disaster.
There were not enough lifeboats for everyone because the owner didn't want to make the ship look cluttered. Anyway they all thought it was an unsinkable ship but every ship is sinkable.

the Titanic before it sailed

this happened 100 years ago.
i am interested in the titanic cos it was the biggest ship in the world and it sank on its very first voyage.

did you know that 1,932 people were on the titanic.


The titanic was the biggest ship in the world but the biggest ship in the world now is called the Oasis of the Sea.

The Oasis of the Sea makes the titanic look small!!!

Here is a story comparing the two ships Oasis vs Titanic

by Joshua graham

Elmo and I Know It

This is meant to be the song "I'm sexy and I know it" but it's Elmo instead and it's a very funny video.

I've got two videos of this and Spongebob "Sexy and i know it".


 

Stan Walker Rocks

Stan Walker is the best singer in the world.
He won Australian Idol. This is his audition.
He is a NewZealander but he lives in Australia.
He's a Christian.

He is really famous and he has a website HERE




He sang this song on X-Factor and I liked it.

I play his songs on my MP3 all the time.

This is one I haven't heard before, called LOUD.




This is another one call STUCK IN A BOX




This one I listen to all the time on my MP3. It's my favourite, but its Stan Walker and a rapper called Young Sid. It's about Stan Walker's life.

Enjoy!!!!!!!!!!

Who is YOUR favorite singer??? write me a email or a comment.

Christmas Cinqain

Christmas

Open presents

Jesus birth, angels sing

Santa Claus is coming to town

Giving

.........................
{Mother's Note: A Cinquain is a poem with five lines and a syllable count of 2/4/6/8/2}

Brain Damage

HOMEWORK: Our brain is an important part of our central nervous system.

What happens if we injure our brain or our nervous system?

brain damage =

man dum!!!!!!!!!
man cant talk
man cant walk
cant breath
cant see
he dies

Are there certain foods that are good or bad for your brain?

junk food is bad for brain; brain cells DIE

Good food for your brain is...
oily fish
blueberries
tomatoes
pumpkin seeds
broccoli
nuts

this is an actual human brain.
this is what colour it really is

What other facts can you research about the brain?

25 Amazing facts about the brain:
http://www.environmentalgraffiti.com/sciencetech/facts-about-your-brain/

What questions do you still have about the brain and what do you want to know more about?

• What do these parts of the brain do?
• If you injure different parts of your brain what would your injury be?

~For Miss Martin By Joshua

All About Guts

At school we are learning about body systems.

I have to find some pictures of body systems for my homework.
I looked for some pictures on Google of guts.

I am interested in the guts where it digests the food.

"Once food is swallowed, it passes through the esophagus into the stomach, the pink organ shown here above the yellow pancreas. A large, muscular chamber, the stomach produces digestive juices like pepsin, lipase, and hydrochloric acid, which digest and dissolve stomach contents."

{FROM THIS WEBSITE}

I chose this picture because of what it looks like. It looks interesting.

This picture shows the body parts of whats inside the man.
In the picture he is going to eat the apple and the apple is going to go through him and make stuff to keep him going.

This picture is looking on the side of the body.

This is a picture of a stomach. I think its a pigs stomach bu my mum thinks its a human one.
I think I am right.
Cos I am.
I learnt it at school and saw a pigs stomach and it looked right like that.

by Joshua, for Miss Martin (TOPIC)

Scorpions

The most dangerous scorpion lives in North Africa. It is called the Death Stalker.
It can sting a dog and it will die in five hours and if it stings a person it will die in three hours.
Most other scorpions poison take seven hours to kill something.

Deathstalker

Scorpions are part of the Spider Family.
Scorpions eat other insects but they eat each other when they can't find other food.

Lizards sometimes eat scorpions!
(here is the link http://www.mesascorpioncontrol.com/what-do-scorpions-eat.htm)

The black scorpions are called Emperor Scorpions. They are not as dangerous as Death Stalkers.

There are 1752 types of scorpions but only about 25 species can kill humans.
(here is the article http://www.mesascorpioncontrol.com/what-do-scorpions-eat.htm)

Are there scorpions in New Zealand?
No. There are not.

Are there Scorpions in Australia?
Yes. there are about 80 species of scorpions in Australia.
(here is the article http://museumvictoria.com.au/discoverycentre/infosheets/scorpions/)

by Joshua for Miss Martin

Slice of Life Story: Oakley Creek

I don't like Oakley Creek.
I don't like it because it makes me feel sick.
The animals and the water, also the trees.
The water is brown and full of poo.
There is rubbish and bugs and eels.
I will like it more if it was clean.
We cleaned Oakley Creek but it still needs more cleaning.

-by Dash
A Slice of Life Story for Miss Martin

The Annoying Orange

This is really funny. It will knock your brains out.



I really like the annoying orange cos its got lots of jokes in it too. The Annoying Orange never gets cooked or squashed or eaten but all the other fruits do.



I hope you like it too.

My Favourite Star Wars Stuff

I like Star Wars it my most favourite movie cos it has lots of wars and stuff like force and jedis and ships and siths.

I like playing with my lego star wars. I've got so much rare guys.

I am saving up to get some more lego.

I want the TX11 Jedi Striker but it costs $125 at Toyco and $150 at the Warehouse. I would rather get it at Toyco than the Warehouse.

I would also love to have the Lego Star Wars Complete Saga for Playstation 2.
I will earn the money doing jobs. my dad owes me $11 already and I am going to do some more jobs to get some money.

When I was on Easter Holidays I used my Easter money to get Episode III - Revenge of the Sith.
Last time I wrote about movies I said i wasn't aloud to get it but I did. It is the oposite what i said!
I watched it with my mum and my dad. My dad had never seen it before. He liked it.
All th rest of the star wars episodes are PG but Episode III is M because there is lots of wars in it.

My dad and mum liked when yoda said to Anakin "fear and anger is the path to the dark side".
I said to my mum there is lots of lessons to learn from episode III.

Player of the Day

These photos are from my second game for the Metro Leopards. I got a hat trick and we won. I was worried about the game cos I heard that this team were really good but we beat them by a lot.

Then the next week was my brothers' birthday party and it was raining so my mum didn't come to take photos. That was a hard game and it was the hardest team. they were undefeated and we were undefeated and we knew it would be hard.

We won! It was a hard game. we won 11-3.
I got Player of the Day!
I got the trophy and at night we went to the Metro clubrooms and i got my certificate in front of erveryone. And I got a pack of chips and a can of sprite and some vouchas.

This weekend there is no game because it is Easter.
I love playing for my new team, they rock!