The Sock Thief

My Sister: "Looks like someone has stolen a pair of my socks!

 Lets capture him."

Me: "Oops I'm busted."

My Sister: "Get your weapons...

take aim and..."

"...fire!"

Me: "Ah to late.... hahaha... see ya!"

HQ: Mission Failed. Sock Theif still on the loose..."

THE END!

Scorpions

The most dangerous scorpion lives in North Africa. It is called the Death Stalker.
It can sting a dog and it will die in five hours and if it stings a person it will die in three hours.
Most other scorpions poison take seven hours to kill something.

Deathstalker

Scorpions are part of the Spider Family.
Scorpions eat other insects but they eat each other when they can't find other food.

Lizards sometimes eat scorpions!
(here is the link http://www.mesascorpioncontrol.com/what-do-scorpions-eat.htm)

The black scorpions are called Emperor Scorpions. They are not as dangerous as Death Stalkers.

There are 1752 types of scorpions but only about 25 species can kill humans.
(here is the article http://www.mesascorpioncontrol.com/what-do-scorpions-eat.htm)

Are there scorpions in New Zealand?
No. There are not.

Are there Scorpions in Australia?
Yes. there are about 80 species of scorpions in Australia.
(here is the article http://museumvictoria.com.au/discoverycentre/infosheets/scorpions/)

by Joshua for Miss Martin

Slice of Life Story: Oakley Creek

I don't like Oakley Creek.
I don't like it because it makes me feel sick.
The animals and the water, also the trees.
The water is brown and full of poo.
There is rubbish and bugs and eels.
I will like it more if it was clean.
We cleaned Oakley Creek but it still needs more cleaning.

-by Dash
A Slice of Life Story for Miss Martin

All About Dinosaurs

I like dinosaurs.

I have always wanted to ride on a flying pteranodon. A pteranodon is bigger than a pterodactyl. They eat fish.

When an enemy tries to eat a stegosaurus its plates go red as lava. The enemy thinks the stegosaurus is going to explode and so they run away as quick as a cheetah. A Stegosaurus eats plants.

My favourite dinosaur is the Velociraptor. It has very sharp claws. It's so fast that you can't even catch up to it, and you never see it coming. It hunts in packs of three. It's small but fierce.

Gigantosaurus is the biggest dinosaur. It's as big as the sky. Gigantosaurus eats meat. Everyone thinks Tyrannosaurus is the biggest meat eater, but gigantosaurus is bigger than tyranosaurus Rex.

Triceratops practise bumping their horns to practise bumping the enemy, like Tyrannosurus Rex.

Plesiosaurus lived in the water. I think plesiosaurus looks like the Water Horse in Scotland. I think he is the Loch Ness Monster.

Iguanadon was the first skeleton of a dinosaur to get found in the whole entire world. People thought it was the plesiosaurus (my teacher and my classmates thought it was) but it WASN'T!!! It was iguanadon.

My favourite dinosaur DVD is Walking With Dinosaurs that my Grandma sent me from England for Christmas.

It shows you lots of cool stuff about dinosaurs and cool facts.

The Big Fat Monster

By Dash (an original story)

Oncea pona time there was a Big Fat Monster!!! his name was Mr John, he was very Fat! By eating losts of choclalte and pies he was to Lazy to chace peopole. he watched TV all day His house was a mess.

there was a Naber called cooper hat, he was sick of the mess!

there was choclate wrappers on his brocken trees, pie packets on his window sills. Stickey chomie gum all over his garden.

and cooper hat saide OUT!!! Out of here!!! you messie monster!!! Leeving guarebidge!

at the end, messie Mr John [went] cring all the way into a darck cave, he Loved it!


the end.

A NOTE FROM DASH'S MUM: I thought I would share with you this too-cute story written by Dash last night (the one who used to hate to do homework). He has a presentation at school today, and came up with the "messie monster" idea all by himself. I suggested endings like "and then cooper hat helped him tidy up the mess and he learned to reduce reuse recycle!"

Nah mum, he said, rejecting my neatly finished green and moralising ending without a second thought. And he promptly wrote Messie John into a darck cave as quick as he could so he could go and join the nabers playing in the garden.

Playing with the Nabers in the garden, Photo by Miss Fab

PS: Cooper Hat is a boy in Dash's class (but his name is made funny by Dash; his class will get it and think it's really funny; Mr John is Dash's teacher. And I kept all the original spelling cos I'm him's mum and I think it's so cute!! I LOVED this story, Dash!

About Me (by Dash)

(Mum found this report I wrote for School)